BREAKING NEWS: South Park’s New Episode Sends Harry Over the Edge With Brutal Colombia Tour Satire

Prince Harry Loses His Cool as South Park Releases a New Episode Roasting Him and Meghan Markle’s Colombia Tour

In a jaw-dropping twist that has royal watchers in shock, Prince Harry, typically known for his calm demeanor, reportedly erupted in fury this week after the iconic animated comedy series South Park aired a new episode that mercilessly mocked him and his wife, Meghan Markle. The episode, titled “The Worldwide Privacy Tour,” takes a sharp jab at the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, portraying them as attention-seekers on an endless quest for publicity.

The prince and princess of Canada—thinly veiled caricatures of Harry and Meghan—are shown constantly posing for paparazzi photos and making grand, self-important statements about their need for privacy and how the whole world is against them. The satirical portrayal hit a little too close to home for Prince Harry, who was said to have gone ballistic after watching the episode.

“He’s just so sick of being the butt of the joke all the time,” a source close to the royal told Page Six. “Harry thought they’d have a bit more respect after everything he and Meghan have been through, but I think that ship has well and truly sailed at this point.”

The South Park episode wasted no time skewering the couple’s much-publicized trip to Colombia earlier this year, which was billed as a sustainable development tour but criticized by many as nothing more than a publicity stunt. In the show, the prince and princess are seen hopping from one luxury hotel to the next, pausing only to complain about the lack of privacy and demand that the peasants stop looking at them.

One particularly scathing scene shows the pair arriving at a remote village in Colombia, where they’re greeted by a group of impoverished locals. Rather than engage with the community, the prince and princess simply pose for photos and then quickly retreat back to their private jet, muttering about how the poor are ruining their trip.

The episode’s depiction of the couple’s Colombia tour has been praised by many as a hilariously accurate skewering of the Sussexes’ tendency to prioritize their own personal brand and image over genuine humanitarian work. “It’s just so spot-on it’s almost painful to watch,” said one royal commentator. “You can tell the South Park writers have been paying close attention to Harry and Meghan’s antics over the past few years.”

But while the episode has been a hit with audiences and critics alike, Prince Harry is said to be absolutely furious about the way he and Meghan have been portrayed. “He’s fuming,” the source told Page Six. “Absolutely fuming. He feels like South Park has crossed a line and is now just bullying him and Meghan.”

The insider added that Harry is particularly upset about the episode’s portrayal of the couple’s Colombia trip, which he feels was a sincere attempt to highlight important global issues. “Harry genuinely believes that their work in Colombia was making a real difference, and he’s gutted to see it mocked like this,” the source said.

But while Harry may be upset, many royal watchers have pointed out that the couple’s own actions and public statements over the years have made them fair game for this kind of satire. From their endless complaints about privacy to their high-profile deals with the likes of Netflix and Spotify, Harry and Meghan have often come across as more concerned with their own celebrity than with genuinely making a difference in the world.

“Look, I get that they’ve been through a lot and they deserve some privacy and respect,” said one royal commentator. “But at the same time, they can’t keep putting themselves out there in the public eye and then get upset when people start to make fun of them. That’s just the nature of the beast.”

Another royal expert agreed, noting that the South Park episode was simply a reflection of the broader public sentiment towards the Sussexes. “Harry and Meghan have been the subject of a lot of criticism and ridicule over the years, and I think a lot of people are just sick of their constant whining and attention-seeking,” they said.

Despite his apparent anger, Prince Harry is said to be unlikely to respond publicly to the South Park episode. The source close to the royal told Page Six that he’s been advised by his team to just let it go and not give the show any more attention. “He knows that any kind of response from him or Meghan will just make them look even more thin-skinned and petty,” the insider said. “The best thing they can do is just ignore it and hope it blows over.”

Whether or not that strategy will work remains to be seen, but one thing is clear: the South Park episode has struck a nerve with the Sussexes, and it’s likely to be a topic of conversation in royal circles for some time to come.

As for the future of the couple’s public image, some experts believe that this latest roasting could be a wake-up call for Harry and Meghan to rethink their approach. “Maybe this will be a lesson to them that they need to be a bit more humble and a bit less self-absorbed,” said one commentator. “If they want to be taken seriously as global philanthropists, they need to start acting like it.”

Only time will tell if the Sussexes heed that advice, but one thing’s for sure: the South Park episode has once again proven that when it comes to the royal family, no one is safe from the cutting edge of satire.